You Have These Three Guys

​A joke Vaughn told the last time I spoke with him...

You have these three guys playing golf.  They’re ready to tee-off on a par three with a water hazard before the green. 

The first guy is Moses who skirts his ball low towards the hazard but the waters part just in the nick-of-time and the ball rolls up on the green. 

The second guy says, “Nice drive Moses.”  To which Moses replies, “Thank you Jesus.” 

Now Jesus takes aim, sizing up his shot, pushing his hair out of his eyes and swings.  It was a prodigious drive but still not enough to clear the water.  Miraculously the ball strikes the surface but it just skips repeatedly until it is resting a few feet from the hole. 

The third guy seems like he has too much on his mind and has limited time and hurriedly whacks the ball in the general direction of the hole. His ball plops into the water and sinks.  Moments later a kingfisher swoops in, retrieves his ball, carries it over to the hole and drops it squarely in.

Jesus looks at the guy and say’s great shot dad.

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